Fri
May
8
Tumblarity Ratings?
Help! For reasons completely unknown to me, my Tumblarity rating, a bout which I knew nothing until a few days ago, has fallen off a precipice. It’s dropped to a THREE. A three, for Christ’s sake! What is that about? I’m crushed.
I don’t know what to do to restore my score to its previous, loftier status. Should I start working out more often? Work at a soup kitchen feeding the homeless? Volunteer for a work furlough and a pay reduction? Go to confession? Admit that I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby? Or maybe I would aim for the record LOW Tumblarity score, but I don’t know how to do that either.
How embarassing.
